"Hmmm, I don't know, I'm super stressin' about it. It's rill, rill hard to come up with a super cute idea."
"We need something that is like totally cute, but like totally slutty at the same time."
"OK like what?"
"Maybe a slutty pirate? Or a slutty police officer? A slutty baby maybe? With a bottle and a bib?"
"No, Brit, none of those sound even close to slutty enough! Think harder!"
"Ooh, ooh, I know! I know! Let's be.......SLUTS!"
"That's SUCH a great idea!!! OMG!!!!! PROSTITUTES ARE SO RAD!!!"
OK so I intended this post to be all about Mason's pumpkin, but in my quest for a Halloween costume last night, I came across so much sluttery that I had to wonder what would happen if girls just cut to the chase and dressed up as professional ladies of the night to begin with?
Mason carves a killer punkin every year, and this year was no exception.
This website is holding a contest for the best Barack O' Lantern, so he used one of his Obama stencils. If he wins he gets a Nano. I personally think it's the best one on there, of course.
Here's last year's...
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